This is a live report on the effects of the new Funk Pills - X (extreme energy pills). I received these as a free sample with my order here at EDIT. I know that I am technically new to the forum, but I have been reading for research and advice for a while, but never had a question which hadn't been answered!
Anyway, on with the report, now I decided to take these as they were a free sample with the products I wished to try (Purple Ohms and Jax). I hadn't got much faith in legal highs before I decided to experiment, so I hadn't really got my hopes up for a serious effect from these funk pills.
Weight: Approx 12 stone
Eaten: 2 hours before first pill
Legal drugs tried: Salvia 20x, Fly Agaric Mushrooms
Illegal drugs tried: Magic Mushrooms, Cannabis
Please note that all times in this report are approximate, as I only decided to write a report when I got home, and the pills were in full effect.
21.30: (PILL ONE)
Arrived at the pub, was unsure whether to bother with the pills. At the time I was quite doubtful of the effectiveness of the pills, but was a bit anxious at the warning of 8 hours insomnia they cause. But decided to drop one as a trial run. At the same time I bought a pint of lager.
22.00: (PILL TWO)
Still no real effects, needed the toilet (number 2!) this is possibly due to the described laxative effects of the pills. I bought another pint of lager, I noted to my friends I felt slightly sharper and more energetic compared to the more lethargic effects I usually encounter when drinking alcohol. We put this down to placebo effects; possibly expecting not experiencing. Decided to drop a second pill as the first didnt seem to be making much difference
22.45: (PILL THREE)
Came inside from the beer garden, began a darts game with my friends, I was playing notably better than I usually do after a couple of pints, perhaps just a good day. My friends began to notice I was very talkative and getting a bit restless (fidgeting). I had one pill left at this point, and thought 'if I don't take this and leave it for another time, its not gonna do jack shit' so I dropped the final pill to maximise the effect.
23.30: Most of my friends had gone by now, just me, my girlfriend and her mate. We all noticed that I just wouldn't shut up! I was constantly talking. Now I have no experience with drugs of this variety (having only tried hallucinogenic drugs previously), so I can't make comparisons to illegal drugs such as amphetamines, but this is how I imagined them to be.
24.00: Very buzzy, getting that difficult-to-describe adrenaline rush feeling in my arms, all the time. I feel like I'm having a great night out, and want to party all night (where as normally I'd think it was quiet, just want to go home, watch a film). I tried to get my friends to stay out with me, but my girlfriend was tired, and dropped me off home. As far as alcohol goes, I had 3 pints at the pub, and bought 2 cans to take home as I knew I would be up for a long time.
24.30: Began writing this report! As previously mentioned, I knew these damn things would keep me up a long time, so I turned on the computer, got some cans of beer and some good music. Also noted a slight feeling of nausea, nothing too annoying, but its there.
24.45: Well, this is my state right now, I'm still getting this very buzzy, adrenaline rush feeling down my arms, feeling alert, and mildly euphoric. I am very aware that I shouldn't stay up too long due to an early wake up in the morning. I haven't tried to sleep yet, and feel I could, but these pills seem to be giving me a more "I dont wanna go to bed!" effect on me.
Anyway, If you have recieved these pills in a sample, or are considering purchasing them. I can't compare them to the illegal equivalence, as I haven't tried them, but what I can say is they give you mild euphoria, very buzzy - adrenalin like feelings, make you very talkative (in a party mood!) and keep you awake!
--As this is a live report, please feel free to ask me questions, the pills are still in full swing, and I have no doubt I'll be up for hours!--